Let's play Lions!

"Now! Do you know what I call this children?
I call it the perfect start to an evening! The night is young, there is a beautiful girl... and someone is going to die! It is you by the way."

"What?"

"Ok, What do you say I give you three goes?"

"...Goes?"

"With the knife. I'll just stand here and you can give me your best shot three times and afterwards once you are done I'll break your neck."

"You what?"

"Trust me the neck's good, quick for you easy for me eveeerybody wins!"

(Girl) : "Billy just LEAVE!

"That's an option, I'd consider that because quite honestly I am only in this to fuck your girlfriend"

(Billy tries his three goes with the knife)

(Billy apparently gets his neck broken)

(Turns to girl)

"Ok Lions! Do you know anything about lions?"
(Girl now and hence) : "Lions...?"
"You know what happens when the head lion gets killed by one of the young ones? You know what the lionesses do? They go straight into heat for the new head of the family, its like the old hubby is laying on the grass all the cubs have been slaughtered and suddenly everyone is singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".

"Do you want to play lions...?"
"Please let me go!"
"Nohohohoh come on! Let's play Liooooonnssss"
(Girl runs)
"Don't run, not when we are playing lions. You know what runs? Food runs."
"Let me go!"
(Roars) "Ca-ca-ca-ca catch you later"

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Scene is sort of over. I will give a cookie to the first to name the show, character and actor playing said character.

I do not think anyone will take me up on this, but if you do, play nice children...